Cypress (or cypress 17f) is a teenserv regular that joined in 2021. She loves eating bricks and being silly. She was the founder of Cypress Cult, a teenserv group/cult-like following that spread for a few weeks during mid-2023. She is one of the only few people that have had a teenserv rule made specifically because of her presence.
About
Standing at 6’7 (201 cm), Cypress is one of the tallest teenserv regulars. Her height comes from a mix of medical and genetic conditions. This condition also comes with a massive appetite, and Cypress is well known for doing ridiculous stunts, including drinking gasoline and eating challenges. She also enjoys meth math.
Presscord: https://discord.com/invite/wgkb2jV6kW
Cypress Cult
Cypress cult was a cult-like following based around Cypress. The cult started as a joke, but after making a few teenserv regulars hop on the bandwagon, it soon transformed into server-wide confusion, as several users with the same profile picture and name were interacting in general all at once. The cult originated from Cypress replying to Telcal‘s message about who should he e-cosplay next, replying to Telcal with “Can you do me?!??! I am a niche internet microcelebrity”, to which he accepted.
Cypress Cult lasted for about 2-3 weeks. During this time period, the cult had many competitors, such as the already existing Beth Cult, the newly formed Mitochondria Cult, and several other small cults that did not last long.
The cult ended with Orange officially making a new server rule, thanks to Raven informing him, stating “Any further cult-like organizations will not be tolerated and will be considered a pointable offense.”
Activity
Cypress actually joined teenserv in late 2020. However, she only started talking on teenserv early to mid 2021. During this time, to hide her true age to avoid getting cyberbullied, she took on many fake personas (some older regulars will remember Jazz Penguin, Jinguin, Cy, and Jazz). This undercover period lasted 6-7 months.
During mid-late 2021, Cypress was very active in the community, interacting with general almost every day for almost a year.
After about a month’s break, she decided to come back to the server, only because she wanted a public discord server to be in and teenserv’s discord invite link was very memorable. This period lasted from early 2022 to present day.
After about a month’s break, she decided to come back to the server, only because she wanted a public discord server to be in and teenserv’s discord invite link was very memorable. This period lasted from early 2022 to present day.
Point History
| Reason | Punishment | Points | Pointed By | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Racism – talking about racially profiling a user | Banned for 1 day | 4 | Toast | 01/28/2024 |
| Violence advo | Banned for 12 hrs | 6 | Lily | 12/28/2023 |
| Personal attack | Warning | 1 | Sio | 11/28/2023 |
| Borderline NSFW – talking about alvin and the chipmunks???? “spit on my hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace” | 45 minute mute | 4 | Misa | 09/26/2023 |
| Spam | Warning | 1 | Toast | 09/09/2023 |
| Fatphobia | 45 minute mute | 4 | Beth | 07/15/2023 |
| Borderline NSFW – asking if you could realistically slap someone in the face with your dick in public | 45 minute mute | 4 | Maree | 05/04/2023 |
| Ping abuse | Warning | 1 | Daveed | 07/16/2022 |
| Wall of text/spam | Warning | 1 | Sol | 12/16/2021 |
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