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Telcal’s profile picture as of 10/17/2024

Telcal is a very active user within teenserv almost never stepping outside or even seeing grass. From being only known for getting banned to being a mod they are a very versatile person. Know mostly known as the guy that does all the cosplays, “Hello little screen friends” and being a fired mod. Telcal is also known for his lack of hair.

Early Days

Telcal first joined Teenserv during the summer of 2023 and quickly became noticeable for constantly being banned. On their first day on the serv they recived 6 points for a NSFW joke and only received more since.

Telcal continued to be an active member in the community becoming great friends with members such as Pumpkin (Beyond4137) and Planet Jason where their friendly fued over Telcals forehead would become infamous.

Around this time Telcal was fausly reported as being underage and lost access to their original account that would then soon be deleted but it wasn’t too long before they returned with an alt and eventually that just became their main.

Shenanigans

mmmm yummy nitro

Egirl Arc

A very dark time in history around October, Telcal was a very well known figure around teenserv, when they suddenly with few other joined the Mommy Café! At first, out of curiosity, then trolling and then baiting for nitro. Telcal became pretty well known for this as they had a girl pfp for quite a while and the nickname “Katie” (this was also what sparked the still ongoing Trans Cal alligations). Telcal eventually got their nitro after the long mental coil and gave up ever trying again, but this tale is still told to this day…

Cosplays

Afyer getting the nitro Telcal would go to changing up their profile, often to fictional characters and old men from random old bands no one’s heard of like “The Beatles” or “Pink Floyd”. This would come originally to the confusion of the regular general users but they would come to expect it from them now.

Telcal’s “Certificate for Competency in Betholocism” from the Beth Cult

Cults

Doot’s fan art of Telcal’s balding head with an “artistic touch”

Telcal also accidentally started the Cypress cult before that was seemingly shut down by mods and they joined the Beth Cult, but he will always be Cypress #2.

Fan Art

There was a small trend of users of the server to decide to draw a balding picture of Telcal in a high variety of skill levels!

Multiple Starboard Entries

Telcal also became well known as a star whore and at one point there was a message of theirs or mentioning them on the board every day for the beginning of January.

One of Telcal’s many starboard entries

The Mod Arc

Telcal gets mod!!

On January 8th mod applications opened, and for the first time Telcal would be eligible to apply. Several notable users began asking them to apply, so they did.

They would later go on to successfully accomplish #Telcal4mod. Two weeks before their birthday, on the 7th of February, it was announced that along with 3 others (Direseeker, PrettyHandsomeGuy and Silas), that Telcal had become a mod!

The Telcai Incident

Only 2 days after becoming a mod a user known as @telcai (a former banned troll and alt evader) started to mass DM general users images of scat porn. The situation got out of control as this started to happen to more discord, reddit and retired mods and eventually even a normal gen user. All accounts were already banned users and it stopped after a day.

Demodding

Discord mod Frac sharing her opinion on the Telcal demodding

Late at night on the 16th of March, only a month and 9 days after becoming a mod, Telcal was removed from the mod team following a discussion in general where Telcal didn’t step in to point a user named Peyton. Even though later that night Peyton‘s points given by the (then) Discord Team Leader Felix were removed by the Community Director Orange, which caused a lot of outrage. This outrage is still evident to this day, with many users and even mods stating the demodding of Telcal was unjustified.

It was said that incident was not the most part of Telcal’s demod as they had other complaints about a lack of maturity within the community (aka got too silly :3). We will never know all the true reasons behind it, some speculate bias but in truth Telcal just wasn’t a very good mod.

Post Demod

Telcal got in bother from some Zionists because they made a pro Palestine statement that helped the server in recognising the genocide in Palestine. For this they were called Oranges lap dog and cum slut.

Currently Telcal is still an active member of the community, not really up to much but staying chill and chatting to anyone that passes through.

Point History

ReasonPunishmentPointsTotalPointed ByDate
Major Misuse12 hour ban26Waterlover8308/31/2024
Misuse30 minute mute13Scar08/01/2024
Borderline NSFW – feet1 hour mute45Ruby07/03/2024
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS – Ping abuse15 minute mute12Helix06/19/2024
Ping abuseWarning11Scar06/16/2024
Markdown abuseWarning11Scar05/24/2024
Trollface emoji (reversed)Permaban1212Doot05/05/2024
Major misuse3 day ban29Beth10/30/2023
Ping abuse7 day ban111Quac10/05/2023
Wall of text7 day ban111Sio09/08/2024
Minor PA7 day ban111Saturn08/24/2023
Misuse7 day ban110Orange08/12/2023
L + ratio + get banned bozo (reversed)Permaban1221River08/10/2024